ROXIE REWINDS 💙Because some stories are just too good not to tell again. Originally published: May 21, 2013 The day started out pretty rough yesterday, as most Mondays usually do. I tried to put on one of those camisoles that are squishy-tight and supposedly smooth out your fat rolls like a tube of sausage. It… Continue reading Silent Screaming at 7am
Category: Life Lately
Apparently I Ghosted Everyone in 2022
I ADHD’d myself so hard that I forgot I had another Instagram account. I’ve lost and forgotten more things than I can fathom. Hair ties, bobby pins, contacts, lip gloss, keys, cups, credit cards, pants, jackets … it’s been a lot. It makes me think of the saying, “Of all the things I’ve lost, I… Continue reading Apparently I Ghosted Everyone in 2022
The Great Spider Incident of 2013
ROXIE REWINDS 💙Because some stories are just too good not to tell again. Originally published: May 5, 2013 Let me tell you about the day I absolutely lost my mind over a spider. I’ve never really been scared of spiders. I just don’t want to feel the crunch of their teeny-tiny selves getting smushed. Or… Continue reading The Great Spider Incident of 2013
I Put Mascara on my Dog
One day last week I put mascara on my dog. She’s a shih tzu and has these gloriously long eyelashes that are super swoopy and girly. But like the rest of her, they’re white, so you can’t really see them unless you’re looking for them. Her eyes and boopy little nose are a deep, inky… Continue reading I Put Mascara on my Dog
Somewhere Between Robins and Realizations
I have two questions for you: 1) What age do you consider yourself old? and 2) Is birdwatching factored into your answer? I ask because I work on a team with three other women, are all in their 30s. Millennials. I'm in my late 50s. Sometimes I can't remember exactly how old I am, so… Continue reading Somewhere Between Robins and Realizations
